I want to recount my experience with my wife when I decided to be romantic to her.
There’s this newly wedded couple who just moved into our compound. They were busy flaunting kisses everywhere.
On the staircase, toilet, inside the car, outside the compound, even on the road.
Compelled by this recent development, I decided to spice the love and romance life in our marriage before my wife starts feeling bad about us.
I came back home to meet my wife in the kitchen. She had her wrapper tied to her breast as usual. So, I slowly tip-toed past her heading for our bedroom.
I walked into our bedroom and dressed the bed. I changed the white bulbs to red. I scattered red and white flowers on the floor and arranged red candles around our bed. I placed some candles in the center of the rug carpet.
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My Wife Walked In
I pulled off my cloth and wore a pair of white and red trousers to match the moment. I was still arranging the bottle of wine and bouquet of flowers in a small bucket when my wife opened the bedroom door to see everywhere in red.
Ooooh My God!!! So you are now a Ritualist (my wife shouted).
Before I could say a word, she opened the door and zoomed off. I chased after her to explain.
“Babe I can explain, please stop!” I shouted as I ran out shirtless with just my red and white trousers.
But she increased her speed. I was chasing my wife with a red candle in my handles and I didn’t even know.
Our new neighbors saw my wife zoom past them in a flash. Moments later, they saw me with a red candle and red trousers running towards them.
On seeing me, they removed their shoes and ran out of the gate, running after my wife as fast as their legs could carry them.
Now my wife’s family and I, have gathered for over 2 hours now. We are all receiving marriage counseling from the elders.
See the way my surprise romance has landed me in trouble.