Table of Contents
- 1 MARRIAGE ADVICE FOR NEWLY WEDDED BRIDE
- 2 1. Master the Art of Selective Hearing
- 3 2. Avoid Mystery in the Bathroom
- 4 3. Learn the Language of Grunts
- 5 4. Develop Remote Control Skills
- 6 5. Invest in Extra Chargers
- 7 6. A Dog is a Girl’s Best Friend, Too
- 8 7. Pillow Forts aren’t Just for Kids
- 9 8. Keep His Stomach Full and Ego Bigger
- 10 9. Stock Up on Pink Post-its
- 11 10. Adopt the Role of Official Spider Assassin
MARRIAGE ADVICE FOR NEWLY WEDDED BRIDE
1. Master the Art of Selective Hearing
Marriage is all about compromise, which sometimes means letting his ‘constructive’ criticism of your cooking skills go in one ear and out the other. After all, there’s a reason restaurants were invented.
2. Avoid Mystery in the Bathroom
Keep him guessing in your relationship, but never with a bathroom door closed for too long. Let’s just say that a little mystery goes a long way… just not there.
3. Learn the Language of Grunts
A man’s communication often comes in the form of monosyllables or grunts. Learn this peculiar language, and you’ll never be lost in translation again!
4. Develop Remote Control Skills
Mastering the art of negotiating the TV remote could be more useful than learning his mother’s secret pasta recipe. Never underestimate the power of a well-timed channel switch!
5. Invest in Extra Chargers
Keep your tech devices powered up at all times because once he borrows your charger, you may never see it again. Trust us; it’s a worthwhile investment.
6. A Dog is a Girl’s Best Friend, Too
If you thought diamonds were your only best friends, wait till you experience the magic of a furry friend. They are wonderful listeners and a guaranteed good-boy buffer on bad days.
7. Pillow Forts aren’t Just for Kids
Construct a cozy pillow fort for those days when adulting becomes too hard. Plus, it’s a great excuse to order takeout and have a Netflix marathon.
8. Keep His Stomach Full and Ego Bigger
Never let your man be hungry, or his ego feel small. Two things that can make any day better or worse!
9. Stock Up on Pink Post-its
Leave sweet (and sometimes sassy) notes for him to find. It’s the perfect way to add a dash of humor and love to his day.
10. Adopt the Role of Official Spider Assassin
Who needs a knight in shining armor when you’ve got a shoe and an unshakable determination to protect your domain?