19 MARRIAGE ADVICE QUOTES FOR NEWLY MARRIED COUPLES
Delve into the humor-tinged wisdom of marital life with these rib-tickling quotes.
These pearls of hilarity are certain to add a dash of laughter to your everyday matrimonial adventures.
1. “Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.”
2. “Always remember, love is blind, but marriage restores its sight.”
3. “In marriage, the key to peace is a good sense of humor, a poor memory, and selective deafness.”
4. “The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret, but a shared Netflix account helps.”
5. “A great spouse has two important traits: a good sense of humor and selective amnesia.”
6. “Marriage means commitment. So does insanity.”
7. “Marriage is all about give and take – you’d better give it to her, or she’ll take it anyway.”
8. “The four most important words in any marriage: ‘I’ll do the dishes.’”
9. “A perfect marriage is just two imperfect people who refuse to give up on each other… or the last slice of pizza.”
10. “The best way to get your husband to do something is to suggest that he’s too old to do it.”
11. “Marriage: where ‘Yes, Dear’ is the correct answer to every question.”
12. “In a successful marriage, ‘I’m sorry’ means ‘I love you, and I value our relationship more than my ego.’”
13. “The secret to a happy marriage is understanding that a ‘discussion’ at 2 AM is never a good idea.”
14. “Marriage is like a fine wine; if tended properly, it gets better with age. The trick is finding the right cheese to pair it with.”
15. “In a marriage, compromise nurtures the relationship. So does chocolate.”
16. “In marriage, silence can be golden, but so is laughter. It keeps the gold from corroding.”
17. “Behind every successful man is a surprised woman… and an empty laundry basket.”
18. “The difference between an ordeal and an adventure in a marriage? Attitude and a punchline.”
19. “The formula for a happy marriage? Make sure the phrase ‘For better or for worse’ includes ‘For richer or for poorer in pizza.’”
