Love Quotes 2023/24

1. “Do you have, like, a first date outfit I could borrow? Like, I don’t know, a pair of cargo pants?” — Leslie Knope

2. “Dating is pressure and tension. What is a date, really, but a job interview that lasts all night?” — Jerry Seinfeld

3. “I’m dating a homeless woman. It was easier talking her into staying over.” — Garry Shandling

4. “I’ve been dating since I was fifteen. I’m exhausted. Where is he?” — Kristin Davis

5. “Dating is primarily a numbers game…. People usually go through a lot of people to find good relationships. That’s just the way it is.” — Henry Cloud

6.  “My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away.” — Jenny McCarthy

7. “I started dating older men, and I would fall in love with them. I thought they could teach me about life.” — Daphne Zuniga

8. “Dating is probably the most important aspect of a single person’s life.” — Linda Sunshine

9. “Well, dating has become a sport and not about finding the person you love.” — Rashida Jones

10.“I don’t understand the whole dating thing. I know right off the bat if I’m interested in someone, and I don’t want them to waste their money on me and take me out to eat if I know I’m not interested in that person.”— Britney Spears

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